Nix (rella869) wrote in fyg,
Nix
rella869
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mwahahahahahah

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a
carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks
to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them
a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and
promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later,
each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR
SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL
THE GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE
VASELINE!
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